Dear guinny_hamilton , I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your midget bit me at the insane asylum, and I carved my initials on my illegal child from Papua New Guinea. I'm sure you're disgraced enough to understand that the Middle East is planning its revenge upon you.
I'm returning your toe ring, but I'm keeping your neighbor's dog as a souvenir. You should also know that I hate your cooking and that you've foild my attempts to start WWIII.
Go drown in a puddle,
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