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Feb. 1st, 2010

10 things i hate (lolarity)

Cool nonsensical meme for Guinny!

Dear guinny_hamilton , I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your midget bit me at the insane asylum, and I carved my initials on my illegal child from Papua New Guinea. I'm sure you're disgraced enough to understand that the Middle East is planning its revenge upon you.
I'm returning your toe ring, but I'm keeping your neighbor's dog as a souvenir. You should also know that I hate your cooking and that you've foild my attempts to start WWIII.
Go drown in a puddle,
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Jan. 25th, 2010

yay vampire

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Gah, Angel is so awesome.

*watches before bed*

Dec. 25th, 2009

i'm with the band (lolarity)

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Thinking of undergoing refractive eye surgery (y'know, the laser thingy they do with your eye). Scared shitless, but I've really had it with the damn contacts. Testimonials? Opinions? Hopes? Throw 'em my way if you've got any please! :)

P.S. Holiday's over, it's back to school with me. Sigh.

P.P.S. Started watching my Angel DVDs! It is fun :D Still liking Buffy better, though. We'll see.

Dec. 18th, 2009


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GAWD, what good is a week-long holiday if you have to WOOORK through every waking minute of it? Not to mention that whole thing where being a waitress is almost as bad (if not worse) than being a FUCKING PROSTITUTE. And people tend to bring their CHILDREN on holidays so they can stick them somewhere while they're not off at school being rambunctious and giving each other swine flu!

Plus, my school has sort of eliminated the very idea of holiday by the brilliant new concept of holiday homework assignments. I NEEED SLEEEEP. *works some more, goddammit*

Also: my best to guinny_hamilton , I'll be praying for your cousin as much as I possibly can <3
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Dec. 12th, 2009

i&#39;m with the band (lolarity)

Some pondering

I got to thinking today about why I chose to become a psychologist. It's an incredibly difficult and draining profession, but I'm so passionate about it I just know I'm never gonna bring myself to give it up. At least, not until I have a nice pension plan.

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Dec. 7th, 2009

Holy weepingock

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I have reached the conclusion that Peter Paige is... wow. Just... wow. How the hell did they turn him into such an adorable little fairy (who I loooove) on Queer as Folk when in reality he's... like that?


Nov. 17th, 2009


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Can't sleep, even if it is 1 am. Feeling really, really lonely. Insomnia sucks. *sadface*

My dreams have been really weird lately, which I guess doesn't help with the trouble sleeping part. They're not even really nightmares, just really weird -- some dude cutting off my fngers and selling them to an old lady, which was probably the most disturbing one, me having to work at some hotel deli and deliver some sort of gravy to a guy's apartment, only to find out that I've forgotten how to drive and my brother's wife is throwing some party and she wants me to come, but I'm in my silly deli hat... Really weird, disturbing shit.

I really wish I could go out right now and find something fun to do, except I have class at nine in the morning. Dammit.

Oct. 6th, 2009

armpit aroma

Huge Meme!

Stolen by email

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Oct. 4th, 2009


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*pees self laughing out of pure nostalgia*

(Also, walruses are huge. Where's its ginormous walrus peen?)

In other news, watched Inglourious Basterds last night, loved it, but that's probably just because a bunch of Nazis (or as Brad Pitt would apparently call them, Naaaaaghzis) got killed. And scalped. The entire Israeli-Jew-filled theater was clapping when the ending credits rolled. Well, more on that later, God knows I like my post-movie-watching rants.

Oh, P.S.: Starting school again in exactly two weeks. No more overtime or free time for me. Gracious send-off anyone?

...Didn't think so.


Sep. 28th, 2009

armpit aroma


Alright then. Now I see why our country's so low in the education department.

Israeli history books are now proclaiming that English mining magnate and founder of Rhodesia in the 19th Century was named... Cecile Rodez.

Shoot me. Now.




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